Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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