R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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