normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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