love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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