i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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