six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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