Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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