Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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