my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just had sex bonerless
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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