eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just want to make out with him forever
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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