I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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