In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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