how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
