yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I lost the right to judge tonight
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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