So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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