gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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