The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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