Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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