Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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