do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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