called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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