She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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