So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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