How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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