Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize