were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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