your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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