At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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