can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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