even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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