Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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