hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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