can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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