Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Olympian is in my bed
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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