It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
you never un-have a 4some
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
