if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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