Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
soo... how was my night?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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