Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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