I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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