When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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