I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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