jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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