Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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