Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize