Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
COCAINE IS GR8
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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