We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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