Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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