the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
