just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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