If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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