Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
