rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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