i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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