He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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