I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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