Nicole vs. Life
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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