Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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