i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So here I am, sexting at work.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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